Killing Ceiling

[jahangir]

KILLING CEILING by Jahangir

PART ONE: ZOMBIES ATTACK

Masterson was flying in the helicopter with Brian. The city was filled with smoke, because the zombies hid in the smoke to kill people.

“You need to go to London, and cleer out the zombies, becuase europsaens need help. Do it for the American Flag, because we now that once they finish with france, they will go under the sea and not drown becuase they cant die becuase they are zombies and then they will eat America. You now wat do.” The commander said to the Cockens.

They did not reply, becuase they are cockens, which don’t speak English, because cockens from cocken, and don’t speak English. Instead, they just jumped from the chopper and went to go find team.

But zombies attacked, and Brian realized they had no big guns. They killed with there guns and theyre knives, but their were too many zombies. Masterson threw his seringe into one zombie eye, so he killed it, but the medicine brought it back to life so he killed it again with his fists.

Then they heard a shout from the church. There was a black lady wit two giant claymore swords, and she shouted ‘one in each hand’ as she spun around like a really fast fan and turned the zombies into blender. The zombies ran away, but she was too fast, and the last one was a fat zombie that ate too much and threw up. She threw her claymoars at him and pinned him like laundry, then she tore him to pieces with her bare hands! The cockens were scared and shocked, but she welcomed them into her shop, where she hid from the zombies and sold stuff to people. She had saved them so they could buy stuff, and now she was content.

“My name is Agnis Lisa McWallace, but you can call be Bonnie.” she said, and she was black, and she had guns.
They bought shotguns and axes, and saw they had a new teammate who had arrived by train to save them from the zombies. He was a Paramedic called Alfred, and even though he could speak English like a British, he was secretly a Cocken, and had gone to Oxford for being smart in medicine.

Then he healed them with his magic, and they were happy and refreshed. Then they went up and said, “we must do what we can and kill all the zombies we see, and reach the KILLING CEILING”

But their were angry red men with swords, which ran at them like Flash from comics. But Briar had his axe and he blocked. “are you ready to die by my blade, foul retch?” the red man said, but Brian said “not today!” and lifted up his legs and kicked the spine right out of him. He picked up the spine and used it like a spear, and killed eight spiders. But then a fire zombie came out with a gun and shot Alfred in the face, and Brian flew over to him, and he was angry and sad.

“I always loved you like a bro”

“I want you to kill boss and fire zombie, and save America from evil, bro”

then he died, and Brian shouted to the heavens, cursing the negligent diety who was really acting like a total bastard, and killed his bro. Brian new he needed to revenge him, so he ran out and faced the fire zombie. Masterson was going to stop him, be he new what had to be done.

“you cant stop me, Brian, I have fire and lazers becuase I’m a ZOMBIE ROBOT”

“I don’t care if your a zombie robot, I have to get revenge if I am going to reach KILLING CEILING”

But Brian knew what had to be done. He took his money, which cockens call dosh, and he stuffed it in the zombie face. The zombie screamed, for he had not been expected money, but Brian was willing to do what had to be done. He then picked up the fire zombie and flew into the air, and kicked his gun into not working.
“You cannot slay me, I am volcano zombie robot, I cannot die!”
But then Brian, who was silence, put his knife on his welder and thrust it into Lord Volcano’s abdomen. It glew with the fires of hell.

“Oh no, not that, I beg you, spare me hard!”

and then Brian was not sure, for in the awesome fight, the straight way had been lost. But then he rememberered who he was. Ah how hard to say what a harsh thing was that hero savage and rough and hard that to think about it renews the awesome!

He threw his new Hellblade into the bloody assfalt, where it slashed through the earth into the bowels of hell. Thenceforth came writhing chains of the damned, composed of screaming wretches twisted by ways of the flesh unto one another, consumed in eternal fire and covered in leeches of their dark sins. They ran around a leviathan Chainsaw of Punishment that emerged in a horrifying molten glow from the putrid blemish of the earth. The chains flew upon the zombie and dragged him down into the eleventh layer, for the sin of zombieism, to be tortured like no other.

At last, Alfred was avneged! Brian turned to Masterson, who was shooting so fast and killing so many zombies that he run out of the bullets. He needed more clips, but suddenly the wave ended, so he was happy.

But then they were distarcted by a flaming light as Alfred returned to life, like a Jesus for Cocken.
“I AM RETURNED LIKE THE FEONIX” he said, reathed in flame, as he returned to life. They were very happy, and everyone huged. But the boss was not beaten, and they had not reached KILLING CEILING.

The boss chuckled “There are no more hope, for I have more monster and robot and alien, and they cannot save America!” and he laughed evilly, becuase he had a big army of evil stuff.

To be…continued?

[kahliimah]

“You need to go to London, and cleer out the zombies, becuase europsaens need help. Do it for the American Flag, because we now that once they finish with france, they will go under the sea and not drown becuase they cant die becuase they are zombies and then they will eat America. You now wat do.” The commander said to the Cockens.

Crying.

[[}{]xProvidence*]

May 21, 2012 10:17:55 GMT 10 jahangir said:

KILLING CEILING by Jahangir

PART ONE: ZOMBIES ATTACK

Masterson was flying in the helicopter with Brian. The city was filled with smoke, because the zombies hid in the smoke to kill people.

“You need to go to London, and cleer out the zombies, becuase europsaens need help. Do it for the American Flag, because we now that once they finish with france, they will go under the sea and not drown becuase they cant die becuase they are zombies and then they will eat America. You now wat do.” The commander said to the Cockens.

They did not reply, becuase they are cockens, which don’t speak English, because cockens from cocken, and don’t speak English. Instead, they just jumped from the chopper and went to go find team.

But zombies attacked, and Brian realized they had no big guns. They killed with there guns and theyre knives, but their were too many zombies. Masterson threw his seringe into one zombie eye, so he killed it, but the medicine brought it back to life so he killed it again with his fists.

Then they heard a shout from the church. There was a black lady wit two giant claymore swords, and she shouted ‘one in each hand’ as she spun around like a really fast fan and turned the zombies into blender. The zombies ran away, but she was too fast, and the last one was a fat zombie that ate too much and threw up. She threw her claymoars at him and pinned him like laundry, then she tore him to pieces with her bare hands! The cockens were scared and shocked, but she welcomed them into her shop, where she hid from the zombies and sold stuff to people. She had saved them so they could buy stuff, and now she was content.

“My name is Agnis Lisa McWallace, but you can call be Bonnie.” she said, and she was black, and she had guns.
They bought shotguns and axes, and saw they had a new teammate who had arrived by train to save them from the zombies. He was a Paramedic called Alfred, and even though he could speak English like a British, he was secretly a Cocken, and had gone to Oxford for being smart in medicine.

Then he healed them with his magic, and they were happy and refreshed. Then they went up and said, “we must do what we can and kill all the zombies we see, and reach the KILLING CEILING”

But their were angry red men with swords, which ran at them like Flash from comics. But Briar had his axe and he blocked. “are you ready to die by my blade, foul retch?” the red man said, but Brian said “not today!” and lifted up his legs and kicked the spine right out of him. He picked up the spine and used it like a spear, and killed eight spiders. But then a fire zombie came out with a gun and shot Alfred in the face, and Brian flew over to him, and he was angry and sad.

“I always loved you like a bro”

“I want you to kill boss and fire zombie, and save America from evil, bro”

then he died, and Brian shouted to the heavens, cursing the negligent diety who was really acting like a total bastard, and killed his bro. Brian new he needed to revenge him, so he ran out and faced the fire zombie. Masterson was going to stop him, be he new what had to be done.

“you cant stop me, Brian, I have fire and lazers becuase I’m a ZOMBIE ROBOT”

“I don’t care if your a zombie robot, I have to get revenge if I am going to reach KILLING CEILING”

But Brian knew what had to be done. He took his money, which cockens call dosh, and he stuffed it in the zombie face. The zombie screamed, for he had not been expected money, but Brian was willing to do what had to be done. He then picked up the fire zombie and flew into the air, and kicked his gun into not working.
“You cannot slay me, I am volcano zombie robot, I cannot die!”
But then Brian, who was silence, put his knife on his welder and thrust it into Lord Volcano’s abdomen. It glew with the fires of hell.

“Oh no, not that, I beg you, spare me hard!”

and then Brian was not sure, for in the awesome fight, the straight way had been lost. But then he rememberered who he was. Ah how hard to say what a harsh thing was that hero savage and rough and hard that to think about it renews the awesome!

He threw his new Hellblade into the bloody assfalt, where it slashed through the earth into the bowels of hell. Thenceforth came writhing chains of the damned, composed of screaming wretches twisted by ways of the flesh unto one another, consumed in eternal fire and covered in leeches of their dark sins. They ran around a leviathan Chainsaw of Punishment that emerged in a horrifying molten glow from the putrid blemish of the earth. The chains flew upon the zombie and dragged him down into the eleventh layer, for the sin of zombieism, to be tortured like no other.

At last, Alfred was avneged! Brian turned to Masterson, who was shooting so fast and killing so many zombies that he run out of the bullets. He needed more clips, but suddenly the wave ended, so he was happy.

But then they were distarcted by a flaming light as Alfred returned to life, like a Jesus for Cocken.
“I AM RETURNED LIKE THE FEONIX” he said, reathed in flame, as he returned to life. They were very happy, and everyone huged. But the boss was not beaten, and they had not reached KILLING CEILING.

The boss chuckled “There are no more hope, for I have more monster and robot and alien, and they cannot save America!” and he laughed evilly, becuase he had a big army of evil stuff.

To be…continued?

Please do continue.

[jahangir]

ILLING CEILING:
PART TWO: THERE OIS NO HOPE

Masterson and Brian and Alfred went into the shop and bot guns like hunting shotgun and katana and mp3 gun with heal bullets.
“Goodbye trader we would like to stay but u know how we must kill zombies and go underground and kill even king zombie to save America. Only by going down can we go up to reach KILLING CEILING”

But she understod and took there money.

So they went to subway becuase that is underground like zombie factory. They saw lots of dead people and they buried them becuase zombies didnt bury them becuase zombies are evil and mean.

“You go underground now and be in peece away from zombies and evil things.” they said
“okay” the ghosts said and left to heven and Masterson felt good and happy and determined.

They went into tunnel that said “”Flitcross Subway watch out lots of zombies” but went into anywayes becuase they weren’t afraid.

As they walked through the cement tunnels they herd the wispers of the dead eckoing off the cement walls and saw only from the lights of the torches on theyre guns. The light reflected off the blood soked walls and from the occasional piece of metalic liter. The dark was all around smothering and the only sounds were the directionless wispers and the sound of them wading through the trash-strewn floor.

And then sudenly Alfred said “I think I heard something. What is that on the wall?”
They looked at the wall, and there written in blood was ‘WE ARE WATCHING AND WILL KILL YOU THERE IS NO ESCAPE’
Alfred said “It is probably nothing. I have to bathroom now, I think theirs one over there.”
Masterson said “No we have to stick together to avoid what might be here u never know..”

Alfred agreed and so they continued down the stairs and down hall. There were swarms of rats that hissed at them but were scared away by the lite, and the wispers were getting louder now. Finally they reached the tracks for the trains.

“I thik there might be a door to zombie factory here OH MY GOD WAHT IS THAT”
There was more writing saying ‘YOU WILL ALL DIE’ in blood and the sound of running feet ecoing off the walls of the tunnel.
Alfred said “there are only two ways to go you go left and check left tunnel ill go right and look for clues”
“Okay im sure youll be fine”

Alfred went right and walked along tracks alone, glancing around as whispering seemed all around him. Finally he reached a train and there was a bloody arm there.

“This was used to write threts! I must tell the others and warn them so we can find enemy!”

He was turned to walk other way and began to shout, but he realized he was lost. For a minute he looked around for them, his voice bouncing off walls, and then he heard a noise behind.

“What is that?”

AND THEN AN INVISIBLE NAKED WOMAN JUMPED OUT WITH CLAWS LIKE WOLVERINE AND STABBED HIM IN LIVER

“OHHHH NOOO GAAAAAH”

Masterson and Brian heard screaming and ran like cheatahs to go find him. They arrived and found dead Alfred and his writing on ground “The zombies are invisible”

“I wonder what that means” said Brian.
“Let’s look for clues together.” said Masterson.
They turned back to back to back and looked around with torches. Then Brian heard in his ear “We should totally split up and look for clues and not stick around each other becuase we are too slow together and need to find clues fast”

Brian was about to say yes but then he remembered message and had apifiny: what is zombies could use science to go invisible?!

“What is my last name, then, Masterson?”

“It is….DEAD”

Invisible woman tried to stab him with claws but he was ready. He used knife to cut off hands and hused hands to stab her in the eyes.

“Now that is what I call eye candy! Masterson the zombies are invisible! There is a cloest with lights lets hold up there!”

They ran to closet and flipped light switch, and saw lots of zombie women turning visible. Their were two doors, and each teammate went to each one.
Legions of nude harlots flung themselves at the door of Masterson witch had been welded shut and broke it open. When dust cleared they looked up and saw him with hunting shotgun. He shot so fast he never even closed the gun but poured bullets in like river firing it liked machine gun of shotgun bullet bursts. There was a fine mist of evaporated blood as the hot lead tore through so many zombies that arms were everywere. Blood was all over the trains and the walls and there was smoke coming from gun from hotness.
But Brian was hurting bad. He could not kill fast enough as they kept turning invisible wen he tried to kille them. He was panting like a dog that is hot on a summer day, and his clothes were slashed up by claws. “I need help I cant fight so many zombies” he said.

“Brian you must adapt to sitaution like a chamoelon or die becuase situations don’t work for your comfort you have to be ready and smart or you will never reach KILLING CEILING!” Materson said.

And then Brian remembered Trader and thought “I could use katana like claymore but faster”

And then he did and the zombies came so hard he was covered in blood and couldn’t see. He went so fast he nearly flew like helichoptr and slashed up all the walls and made lots of dusts and sparks that set zombies on fire.
And then he stopped becuase he saw that there was only one left in wave. It was zombie woman who said “You should join us becuase we have lots of women and you can have all pleasure in world and live as zombie prince if you cume with me. You can rule America like emprorer and be turned into unstoppable by science magic and never worry again.”

“Don’t do it! She’s evil and zombie and you must remember liberty bro! You can’t buy liberty, and zombies don’t offer freedom and you aren’t a tryant bro you are Cocken! You aren’t just a cocken….YOU ARE A BRO”

There was a moment of silence.

Abd then Brian took katana and threw it threw zombie.
“It is s shame that the zombie king turns women into invisibles and try to use temptation on cockens. We have to stop him and his perverted mind or he will rile world. But we are friendship and will never fall!”

“Yeah” said Alfred “there is hope but It will be hard lets by guns”
Then they got guns and everbody laughed.

The end….for now.